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Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.
Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.
A defined and colossal forearm muscle
Ever since Hunter got dumped, that catfish belly has been looking like a map of the Pecos River.
To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.
Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.
“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “
*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive
her “ omg you catfished me !!”
Random moron who can't do anything apart from talk in a monotone voice all the time because he is a soulless troll.
Is depressed
Deeply
Girl1: Omg Le catfish so stupid
Girl2: look at Le catfish he is so weird
When some one tries to use and/or catfish you and you turn out prettier and better than they thought you were and they end up looking stupid in the end
He was trying to use me but I upgrade catfished his ass.
In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish
We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish
“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”
* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”