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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole

While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles

by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018


Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.

Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.

by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021


Champion Slidin’ It

When someone (typically younger) used to rock retros and Lebrons because their parents used to make sure they stayed fresh and had a whole variety of them to wear back in the day, with the Ralph Lauren and the Tommy Hil. Usually used to be the freshest kid in middle school to junior year. Now shit got real and their parents stopped buying them everything and they realized that they broke af in reality but they still think they got drip so they buy and pair of socks and champion slides (usually black or says “champion” all over them) and that’s all they wear every single day, also usually with a white T shirt and gym shorts.

“Damn, I remember when that boy had all the hoes back in softmore year cause his clothes!”

“Yeah, but his people stopped spoiling him and he realized shit ain’t sweet without mommas money so he started Champion Slidin’ It”

by MakoDollaz October 17, 2019


champion rocker

A champion brand rocker whoever has a “c” in their name , other people with no “c” in their name can’t rock shit and are ass.

Someone: That kid is a champion rocker

Christopher,Christian: Hell yeah we rock this shit

by Championnnnn May 12, 2019


platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.

Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!

by garbagemountain November 11, 2015


Mask champion

Someone who loves to wear a mask because they are so ugly.

Jeremy was a mask champion when he met the ladies.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021


Champions Blood

Simply, the blood of a champion, having this substance coursing through your body gives you the upper hand in a competitive setting, not unlike sucking The Glacdick

“I’s gots the Champions Blood, you dirt

by FossilDiggerStudios August 3, 2021