two can chew

It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.

Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?

two can chew

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that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

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chew n' screw

The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety

Ahh I dont want to go to this party...I think I'll chew n' screw this one

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Chew me up

To get chewed up. Suck dick or eat pussy.

Guy to girl:"Chew me up hoe!"

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chew your food

Slow down.

When someone's talking shit or goin' off, you say, "Yo! Chew your food." It's like saying "slow your roll" or "slow down."

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Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

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chewing the raw potato

Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"