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When a man is receiving oral sex and the giver of the oral sex vomits on the member then without warning the vomit covered member is inserted into the anis of the consenting partner
Last night I was getting head from my cousin and she puked all over my cock so I totally San Jose chilli dogged a bitch to death.
Where a person is more racist than "mildly racist" without being full Hitler. Borne out of the Indian curry menu, a two chilli racist feels comfortable in their racism, but does not make a comfortable dinner party guest.
Ian, that's too far. You've become a two chilli racist.
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The phrase red hot chilli peppers is a covert way for homosexuals to identify each other, while pretending they are talking about a band of musicians to throw off any heterosexual individuals.
Man 1 “Hey man do you listen to red hot chilli peppers?”
Man 2 “of course I do I love them, you free later?”
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When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)
Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.
May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'
May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.
One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.
Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.
a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!
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when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth.
george thought of the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog
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when a male applies hot sauce to his penis and has intercouse with a female in her menstrual cycle.used as a reference.
guy A :what?!?! bush became presidnt again? i'd rather get a red hot chilli pepper. GUY B : smooth move x-lax
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When during gay intercourse, a man takes a dump on the other mans discostick
That man just gave that other man a New England Chilli Dog
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