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CHUCK NORRIS

Must be spelled with all capital letters in order to be correct, or you'll be roundhouse kicked through the fifth dimension.

While Jesus was the son of God, CHUCK NORRIS was the father of god.

Some facts include:

Jesus can walk on water, inpressive? CHUCK NORRIS can swim through earth.

CHUCK NORRIS is so straight, he never touched a single man in his life, whenever he gave a man a roundhouse kick, he was merely kicking the space in between his foot and his victim's face. (like in the movies, but all victims still died from massive head trauma.)

CHUCK NORRIS can divide by 0.

CHUCK NORRIS is watching...always.

CHUCK NORRIS's daily excercise routine includes wrestling bears, holding back airplanes with his bear hands, pushing trains, and lifting mountains with ease.

CHUCK NORRIS was born 10 March 1940, the Cold War ended 11 March 1940, just saying.

This concludes my definition of chuck norris. (A dimensional rift opens before me as the all mighty roundhouse kick of justice bends reality itself while almost making contact with my face. Don't forget to capitalize! )

by The Urban Dick January 20, 2011

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Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

by canada blows October 10, 2005

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Chuck Norris Flip

Using both meth and PCP at the same time. It is said to give you nearly Chuck Norris-like strength.

"Did you hear about that guy who Chuck Norris flipped?"
"No, what happened?"
"He kicked a man so hard his kids exploded!"

by JamddL August 16, 2011

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Chuck Norris

Your worst nightmare. Period.

Chuck Norris is ga-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chuck norris the god July 6, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chuck Norris

You cannot define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the Definition.

Chuck Norris won the Game

by [insert platypus noise here] January 30, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


[chuck norris]

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!

chuck norris does not pee his name in the snow he pee's his name in ROCK!

by Joe 456789 January 19, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chuck Norris

You do not search for Chuck Norris. He searches for you.

Watch your back. Chuck Norris wil findyou.

by ijndcie32idjf31rfj1rfj13 July 28, 2012

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