Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.
Damn, She made some good Chum-farts last night.
When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly
P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!
A female with little or no breasts
OMG! Look at that chum fluff
The act of being turned into a red mist by way of a shoddily made, imploding submersible.
Dude, did you hear about those idiot billionaires? Instant Chum-ification from what I heard, nothing left but a massive bank balance and some well fed filter feeders down in the depths.
Adverb: the act of fucking the contents of a cat food tuna can into another human being
“Bro, I totally chum churumed Alisha last night. I think she’s in the hospital.”
A chum boy is someone who nuts in a women’s asshole and and licks it out after.
I’m gonna treat you to a chum boy tonight baby
That shit that plankton sells and nobody wants to buy
I don’t want your chum burgers plankton!