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when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.
Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."
When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.
fuck.
cock block
I've played ADC yesterday and got a huge cock block when i saw an enemy champion.
A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
when ERIK doesnt wanna stop watching fight club
“erik pls go home, you are cock blocking”
“no i wanna watch fight club”
To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend
I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block