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A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)
"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"
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Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial
Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“
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When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out
it comes from the meme Expand dong
Im sore after that Coconut creampie
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Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.
"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."
"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"
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Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.
My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.
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The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.
Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.
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Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"
"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"
"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
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