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nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.

"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."

by sdfahsokfgln January 4, 2008

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


coconut monkey

A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)

"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"

by Cornelius Windsor January 7, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:β€œoh no Kermit stepped in the oil paintβ€œ
Google:β€œwash with warm waterβ€œ
Jenna:β€œlet’s use coconut oil.β€œ

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Coconut creampie

When Donkey Kong fills your vagina with semen and coconut water and lets it run out

it comes from the meme Expand dong

Im sore after that Coconut creampie

by Mathiens May 3, 2017

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Coconut Water

Coconut Water is when you collect the male ejaculation after sexual intercourse and is then placed into a plastic container that is stored under the bed. It is left under the bed to ferment and is being added to once a day. After a week the next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container is opened and the spoiled/rotten stench of the ejaculation is used as an aphrodisiac. Each Participant takes a big whiff before engaging in intercourse to get the full effect.

"Billy and sally have been collecting coconut water for a month now and are going to rip it open tonight."

"Hey baby, Wanna come back to my place? I've got some '47 Coconut water"

by Dr.Neko April 3, 2012

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Coconut head

Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.

My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.

by Kit D. Kat January 30, 2007

14πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Coconut Head

The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.

Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth5 July 19, 2011

13πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž