white collar anarchist

Someone who secretly reads radical/liberal books, rails against "the system", advocates a punk ethic, but in everyday life is very mainstream and would never actually rock the boat.

"Bob is such a white collar anarchist. He owns every Jello Biafra spoken word album and reads the Huffington Post, but voted for Romney."

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collar and cuffs don't match

A woman who has died her hair, usually blonde. The expression refers to her head hair and pubic hair having different colours. Also known as an airplane blonde

Is she a real blonde? No, her collar and cuffs don't match. I checked.

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white collar worker

A Lesser Spotted Mongolian Gravel Maggot.

Kid ask's teacher : what happened to hitler when he died
teacher: he became a white collar worker.

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keep them collars down

Intended to indicate that one might be suffering from Inflated Ego Syndrome (a little-known virus which predominantly affects white male freshman). Symptoms of IES include: wearing of Abercrombie, popped collars (hence the phrase "keep them collars down"), and also may include symptoms of Urban Imitation Disease (UID).

"Hey frosh, nice Abercrombie shirt! Keep them collars down!"

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WHITE COLLAR STREET LIT

A new genre of street literature that focuses on fraud in urban and mainstream america introduced by DARREN KEYS the KING OF FRAUD LIT. A favorite of Jay-Z and Beyonce

Author Darren Keys explodes onto the lit circuit introducing a new genre WHITE COLLAR STREET LIT with his new seven-part series FRAUD CHRONICLES Part 1: WHITE POWDER TO WHITE COLLAR

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Blue-collar lock

A term about men who are stuck doing something they don't like. Will most likely continue working their asses off even though they would much rather go another path. They do not end up proceeding going on this other path which would consist of either another job more fit for them or higher education as it would take years and in their mind is ''not worth it''. Men with blue-collar lock often go through hardships and are fighting a battle with themselves. Growing an addiction towards money and becoming a workaholic is also common among people who get the blue-collar lock.

''Bill's really got the blue-collar lock going on, huh? Miserable but still around.''

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collar doesn't match the cuffs

An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.

john: wow her hair can't really be that colour can it?
Tom: No way collar doesn't match the cuffs

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