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When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’
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Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.
When you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick just as you explode in her hole. This can leave a bit of a mess.
John: My girlfriend gave me a Colorado Slushie last night.
Alex: That must have been messy as hell.
John: Yeah, but I made her lick it up.
A guy from Texas who started from nothing and had gained everything his heart desires. The Alter Ego for James Gary Sturm. If you are reading this, I told you I was gonna make it. And here’s my proof. Also, Gracie Danay Miller, I still love you.
Hey, that’s Dirt G.D. Colorado
He’s a legend
Nucla Colorado that one place I can get meth from your grandma
Nah, brah, I'm not wasted... *giggles* just takin' a Colorado safari.
Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.
Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.