Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton rearranged my guts
Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
A sweet spirit. Super genuine man. He makes you feel like Heaven on Earth. His smile is contagious. Every time he hugs you, you never want to let go. He is motivated, driven, goal-oriented. A God-fearing man. He is ultra LOYAL. Doesn’t play about his family. He has a pretty smile, nice dimples, and sexy lips. If you get to ever meet him you’re truly blessed. Truly unforgettable!
“I need a Colton in my life!”
my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.
me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton
Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.
Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole
Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.
“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”
A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
Wow, you have a colton in your pants!