Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.
Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?
where someone puts their toe up someone's butt
yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!
When you nut in a girl then pour vinegar into the girls cooch, and then proceed to pour baking soda in afterwards. causing a mass volcano to erupt (especially when she queefs)
tyler: yoooo dude i just made jess have the most volcanic cooch everrrr!!!
Issac: yoo thas crazy, i need to buy some more vinegar!
"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"
A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
100% cotton underwear. Preferably from Victoria Secret
Person A: Hey Are you wearing Cooch Cotton
Person B: Nah I'm going Au Naturale
Coach with a Scottish accent. Also a double entendre to mean "a vagina".
Nooooo Cooooooch, dün't make us dü mahl repeats!
Don't call me Cooch.