A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle
There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.
An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*
John: Jeely cow Gretchen
A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies
“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”
A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.
Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!
Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.