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When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "
When a man fills his anus with beard butter, then expresses it on another man’s face while eating a hot sandwich.
I went to the city for a conference and all I got was a Dorsey Creampie.
When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”