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Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:
American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors
*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life
Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.
I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
Basically a mid life crisis but for 13-14 year olds.
As a middle schooler trying to choose which High School Musical movie is the best, I'm going through a quarter-quarter life crisis.
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People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.
Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.
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A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking
There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis
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That thing that no one knew about nor gave a poo poo about until Black Ops was released. Now it beats the cigar stereotype.
Before playing Cod Black Ops, I thought Castro was the president of Mexico.
(Cuban Missle Crisis must be included!!!!!11111!!)
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political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
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When your going through a mid-life crisis in middle school. But homework, bullies, romance, toxic friends, identity crisis, and school are your biggest problems
Middle school Mid Life Crisis also known as MSMLC.
Bobby: Man, life really sucks sometimes I think I'm going through a middle school mid-life crisis.
Nate: dude, I get it but why don't you just shorten it by saying MSMLC.
Bobby: you must be going through one to if you feel the need to shorten all the long words you use.