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A stinky rash (funk) of the area between your junk & the inner thigh.
That dude got a bad case or crotch rotch after not bathing himself adequately.
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The two diagonal creases leading down from a guy's hips to his crotch when he wears his pants, boxers, swimtrunks, etc. extremely low.
"Dude, that guy in the Abercrombie catalog has some major crotch cleavage!"
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When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.
OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!
I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.
Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.
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To spill ranch on your crotch.
I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.
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A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.
It's new! It's fun! It's crotch bat!
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a red haired person. Refers to the person's red pubes.
Carrot Top must be a carrot crotch
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A higher form of a cockblock. A friend who never allows you to have sex. Ever.
John: Alright, I'm gonna get some tonight!!
Dave: Achtung!!
John: Oh, shit, the Crotch Nazi's here!
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