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The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.
"Crunch-a-tize me" Max begged, and I did as he asked. It was a thrilling experience for both of us
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A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.
Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.
Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*
Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.
Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**
*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.
He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)
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When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸
“Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”
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a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.
mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.
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The delicious cereal mirroring the infamous Cinnamon Toast Crunch, discontinued in 2006 and will be remembered for its tiny sliced bread appearance.
Great tasting Cinnamon flavor and individual sliced bread pieces French Toast Crunch the taste you can see
tasty mexican thing found at taco bell
Dude 1: ill have a crunch wrap supreme.
Jose: $5.95 at first windo
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