Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner adorns said orifice with buttercream frosting and heart-shaped sprinkles.

Friend 1: "Dude a pearl-necklace?! My girl topped that when she gave me a Cupid's Cupcake for Valentine's Day!"

Friend 2: "Brooo, she let you lap at that frosted tunnel of love? Was it homemade?"

Friend 1: "No store-bought but in a pinch it works"

Smelled the Cupcake

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

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georgetown cupcake

The act of eating the ass of an aristocratic college girl who attends a prestigious private or Ivy League university.

Dude, the other night Schafer totally gave that J. Crew cashier a georgetown cupcake.

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College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.

The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.

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Cupcake

An adjective describing something that is much too easy or simple.

I have a cupcake job, all I do is answer phones.

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cupcakes

One who loves cupcakes sooo much that they have been given the name cupcakes carrato

Hey tony why did u eat all the cupcakes u spazz!?!?!
Tony:u guys are sooo funny! after 3 months its not funny anymore

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cupcake season

The time of the year when nothing but cuddling and sex is going on. Usually when it's cold outside such as Fall and Winter time .

Tom met many girls over the summertime but only one was good enough for cupcake season.

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