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the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to
wait- coffin = dead = silence.
coffin dance - upbeat!?
like if you thought this
coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin
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Performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of economics and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.
Mike: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."
Jim: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."
Mike: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!"
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James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series
1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss
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The act of flipping over the end of a USB device again and again to make it go the right way into a USB port. The longer the dance (i.e., any more than 2 flips), the dumber one appears.
I just watched my boss do the USB Dance with his flash drive for OVER A MINUTE trying to fit it into his computer. It was seriously was the highlight of my day.
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A mother who usually shows up at competitions in skinny jeans and fancy expensive shoes that you can't afford. Often wealthy.
Will do absolutely anything to get their child to be better than yours. Pampers her daughter. Her daughter has the nicest material items.
The Dance Mom usually attempts to look about 10 1/2 years younger than their actual age. Will wear slutty dresses to a casual outing. Wears only the finest brands of makeup. Daughter is usually at her dance studio for 20 more hours than your daughter and always practicing. A dance mom will start drama at the drop of a hat, even literally.Cries all the time, especially when her
Child dances. Buys her daughter the best of dance clothes. Doesn't tend to acknowledge her non-dancing children if she has more.
Their natural habitat is anywhere, but they are commonly found on the streets of L.A or someplace in NY. Strict on their daughters. Will get drunk with other dance moms at a national competition. Usually drives a rich car like a BMW. Low in class and are known to say snotty comments to other moms or children. Their laughs are famous for being annoying as fuck. Commonly friendly with studio directors and will pity the shit out of them to favorite her child(ren). Forces her child(ren) to do dance events, even if its helping the studio, no matter what her child(ren)'s opinion(s) are. Knows everything about everyone and cooks a lot and tries to be a perfect family like on TV. Plastic surgery is common in this species.
Person A: "Dear God, Jeannie just baked Ms. Lauren brownies..."
Person B: "Oh Sharon, you know that Jeannie kisses the asses of all the teachers and directors to get her daughter, Avril, to outshine and be the favorites instead of our children, Matthew, Angelina, and Emily. She is a very big bitch and Dance Mom."
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Someone who thinks they can break dance when they can't.
(Guy dances)
"Wow thats some...broke dancing right there.
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1. Having sex with your clothes on while standing up.
2. A movie from 1987 staring Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze. A sequel came out in 2004 titled Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.
Katey Miller loves Dirty Dancing with Javier Suarez in the La Rosa Negra.
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