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n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.
"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."
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Successful open class drum corps based out of the worlds music capital Austin, Texas.
Currently bronze medalist in Open class.
Originated from Edinburg, South Texas in the Rio Grande Valley In 2010. To say the least
this corps is building a legacy as I speak..
Guy 1:Did you catch Genesis at the Alamodome?
Guy 2:Hell yeah! Their 2015 show will be one for the ages!
Genesis Drum and Bugle Corps.
A slang term for kits made by drum companies that cater to new wave metalcore, christcore and emo bands. These companies like SJC, Shine and Truth are usually exclusively used by teens that are in metalcore boy-bands, that straighten their hair, wear their sisters pants and usually start out playing drums on these thousand dollar kits. It's more of a bragging right, to say you have a "custom" drum kit. Remember kids, always get a 24" bassdrum, a 12" rack tom and a 16" floor tom. One up, two down or die. You will be cool as fucking balls.
Oh, and make sure you make a youtube video about it.
"So, I'm like so totally not okay, so I made my parents buy me this $3,000 Truth kit with DW 9000 hardware and Zildjian A-customs. I think I'm going to listen to some Escape the Fate. I am so misunderstood. "
-Average rich kid drummer with a "Custom" Drum Kit.
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A program where you got 1 bald guy and 2 fat asses over it and a shark trying to control everyone thing you do
River city drum corp
Mr. Albert: give me the phones
Mr. jr: We do this everyday bra
Ms. Jamila: y’all are not good I’m fat
When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
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2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.
I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.
"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"