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A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.
Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
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Someone who retells the life of a deceased person. A Speaker for the Dead tells the story in all truth, holding back neither good nor bad, so that the deceased may be better understood.
The title derived from the book ender's game, where Ender tells the story of the Formics after killing off all but one of them in a short story book titled, "The Hive Queen," and later the story of his brother in the another short story book titled, "The Hegemon." Both story's were signed with the pen name 'Speaker for the Dead,' so no one was aware of the original author.
Thanks to the Speaker for the Dead, I realized my dead father was not such a bad man after all, just struggling to make ends meet.
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Possibly the best band of all time. Jello Biafra= ABSOLUTE GENIUS.
Well songs like California Uber Alles, Jock-O-Rama, Holiday in Cambodia, (Examples Jello Biafra is a genius.. listen to his spoken words albums.)
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the evil dead is the best fucking movie EVER it is HILARIOUS!!! especially when the car drags the tree branch, and when ash runs into the door!! and no matter WHAT chasity sais, the evil dead II is awesomely funny!! GO OUT AND RENT ALL 3!!!
"give me my hand back!"
"ill break your face!"
and the magnafying glass necklace ;-)
ooohh and how bookshelves always fall on ash =( poor ash...
for untimate movie-watching satisfaction, rent the Evil Dead (on VHS, not DVD) and watch it with your BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!
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The best show on television today. An amzing show about a small group of survivers in a post zombie apocalypse world trying to survive. Every episode is packed with action and main characters frequently die, which only makes it more exciting.
You should watch The Walking Dead. You won't regret it.
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To be caught red-handed, in the very act of committing a crime or error. It implies that there is no possible way for a person to explain away their mistake or crime.
We've got the Congressman dead to rights on accepting bribes, there's no excuse he can make.
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1. An uncomfortable period of awkward silence that usually occurs in a tense social setting;
2. A period of time during which a television show is broadcast without an audio portion.
Man 1: How was the blind date?
Man 2: OK, but we ran out of things to say while we were at the bar. When we sat down for dinner, neither one of us could think of a thing to say. It was 100% dead air for about five minutes.
Man 1: So you didn't get laid?
Man 2: Asshat.
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