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Trump's impeachment defense II

"The election was stolen." When he coached his lawyers to say this, they walked out on him.

Trump's first impeachment defense came down to the word "perfect", describing his actions and himself. The Republican senators, in unison, murmured 'perfect, innocent'. Probably being forced to serve as his own lawyer, Trump's impeachment defense II will consist of the word 'stolen'. Republican senators, themselves among the precise targets of his call for violence, may indeed murmur 'stolen, innocent', proving that mental illness, no less than Covid, is contagious.

by Monkey's Dad February 1, 2021


wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024


Tower Defense: X

All out Tower Warfare! Deploy your towers from the air, land, and sea. Rival against powerful enemies and bosses before they destroy your towers. You are humanity's last hope to defend the base.

It's a Tower Defense game on Roblox.

"Bro, did you see the Tower Defense: X update? They added a nuke!"
"Sick, I'll go check it out."

by DaExplosion May 5, 2024


self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.

Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023


All star tower defense accent

If your playing all star tower defense on xbox and if your tryna do something then a radon ask you "do you have 7 star___ and if you say no then will be really angry

random guy: "yo bro do you have 7 star tanjiro"
"you:no.
random guy: "oh my god"
thats:"All star tower defense accent"

by chezGH July 18, 2023


The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 31, 2023


Defense commitments

a policy to use military force

NATO has defense commitments to one another.

by fdsjkhfipewnmvmlksde November 8, 2022