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Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.
See "One Night Stand"
I had a one night delight with this guy I picked up at the club.
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Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.
"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"
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You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.
I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.
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The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.
I hd some turkey delight during that sex
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When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."
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After sex, a guy ejaculates on the floor and makes the girl suck it up with a twirly straw.
Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twirly straw.
Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
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when a worker at pizza hut cums inside the crust of a pizza and gives the pizza to an unsuspecting customer creating a cheesey/creamy delight
Dave apologized for overcooking their pizza and gave them a large Stuffed Crust Delight for free.
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