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A 'Destiny Collision' is where two or more people meet after an accident has happened (fender bender) and then begin a friendship or relationship. Relationships can develop from a bad incident. It's a karma thing.
"Did you hear what happened to Chrissie? That guy, Nick, who she had a little fender bender with called her and asked her to coffee! Chrissie kind of likes him, too. If this works out, this is a 'destiny collision' for sure!
"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.
I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.
a game series whose fans just might be sadists, because even though it's a flaming dumpster they still play it.
guy 1: hey have you played destiny (the game)?
guy 2: no
guy 1: you should play destiny
guy 2: does it have good graphics?
guy 1: no
guy 2: does it have good story?
guy 1: no
guy 2: what does it have?
guy 1: a thicc robot
From wings of fire (book series) arc one and they stopped the war and made Thorn queen (yay)
“The dragonets of destiny really stopped the war, didn’t they?”
“StarFlight, I’m not blind, I know u r one of them”
“Well I’m not deaf and I know you, Fatespeaker, were a replacement for them”
“Ooooook.”
Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
The Buttchug of Destiny is where someone lays in a bathtub full of beer and also does a alcohol enema of 2 kegs of beer at the same time if you succeed you get drunk and can fuck any number of girls (or guys) you wish (it’s the rules) if you lose they get to fuck you it’s a American hazing tradition ( a real high school and college staple)
Damn Chad did “The Buttchug of Destiny”? That wild man!