Mountain Dew

A goddamn MLG drink. Very common.

Joe: Hey Mack, want some Mountain Dew and Doritos?
Mack: Hell yes, it's time for MLG!

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Mountain dew

The sweat created between and under a woman's breasts

"It's really hot out ladies, I can feel that Mountain Dew"

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sick dew

a shitty ass haircut

lol look at max's sick dew!!!1 lololol.

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j-dew

j-dew is a word used in jfk school in place of word jizz cumor man milk

u love j-dew u dirty j-dewist

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nice dew

saying when someones hair is totally out of control; also used as a comeback

"OMG look at that lady's Nice Dew"
or
"your an idiot"
"Nice Dew!"
"WTF??"

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Dew Dick

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."

-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"

-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."

-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"

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mountain dew whore

a man or women who exchanges sexual favors in return for mountain dew

Betsy gave Joey a blow job at the supermarket because he gave her a bottle of mountain dew, because she is a "mountain dew whore"

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