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Urban Dictionary

This website, dumbass.

What's that? Urban Dictionary, dumbass. hi

by hellothereiamabaconhawk March 21, 2011

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Urban dictionary

The best thing ever and I'm just going back home and I'm not telling you how to make me feel stupid

Urban dictionary is awesome but it doesn't work with the comments on my list

by Kill yourselves February 20, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

A website where 90% of the definitions of normal everyday items (such as "hot dog" or "ice cream") are sexual. Full of immature middle schoolers and/or early high schoolers with dirty minds who think they know everything but actually don't know squat!

Normal definition:
Hot dog - a type of sausage usually eaten on a bun

Urban Dictionary definition:
Hot dog - when a guy fucks a chick's tits

by MetalHead16 April 17, 2011

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Trump Dictionary

The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.

Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"

Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"

by Deest February 23, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

A slang dictionary website wherein people who have never visited 4chan in their lives attempt to define and explain 4chan memes to people who will never visit 4chan in their lives.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary, you just lost the game.

by Insert Meme Here August 24, 2008

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urban dictionary

A dictionary that contains "definitions" of words written by sad people who are sad because they are ugly and have no friends. These sad people try to make something of their lives by going on the shitty opinions forum to read and argue about informations written by other equally pathetic failures. Urban dictionary went to extreme lengths to find members who could define the terms girlfriend, sex, walking away from the computer, and having a life. Although the extensive search was unsuccessful, they found people from the outside world to define it for them.

U r all a bunch of ugly or fat inbred kunts. Nobody cares what you think about religion or politics or race. You are not funny or smart and nobody respects you. Many of you will read this and try to find errors in spelling or grammar so that you can use it to write up another definition... of the incorrectness of my definition. Just to keep you from getting bored I'll tell you that I'm of black, asian, mexican and jewish decent so you can write up insults and entertain yourselves until the day you die a virgin. Urban Dictionary.

by uravirgin July 11, 2006

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Rural Dictionary

A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.

Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!

guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary

guy 1- what?

guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.

by Urbaner7863784682764 August 31, 2010

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