did me dirty

When Reece (someone) doesn't give you a high five

She just did me dirty

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Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

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that's what she did

something one says when somebody does something physically that can be interpreted as sexual.
This phrase is very much like the phrase "that's what she said" but said when someone does something.

**Girl bends over to pick up pencil**
"That's what she did!"

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i did her

A lying sack of shit that tries to impress by posting pictures of babes on random Facebook groups to feel better about himself. Usually a sign of severe micro penis syndrome.

(Post babe pic) "Dude I did her"

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they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

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Did em dirty

Performing anal with partner then sticking it in their mouth

I'm going to do you dirty
I did em dirty last night

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I did a thing

The caption of someones social media post representing their newly done tattoo

Random girl on instagram: "I did a thing yesterday! Looks awesome!"

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