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A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games
i only use directional hitting
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...
Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
Directions given via the mouth.
The Oral Direction given by my Domina was to get on all fours and to spread my cheeks.
When you have no idea what your doing or where your going but it just feels right!
I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!