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Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.
Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.
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Spending an excessive amount of time in the bathroom/loo/privy, especially when others need to use it. Scuba Diving can interfere with other peoples' busy schedules, as there is much time wasted. Whilst sometimes a person may spend a long time on the toilet due to legitimate natural reasons, roughly 80-90% of Scuba Diving is caused by reading newspapers, making phone calls, or playing around with electronics devices. Scuba Diving can be done by both men and women, but under different circumstances: for instance, women naturally spend absurd amounts of time in the bathroom usually messing around in the mirror as is, whilst men can spend about 30 minutes on the can playing Angry Birds or something.
The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.
Ted: For Christ's sake, man, Billy's been in there for like 45 minutes! I have to take a piss really bad!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?
Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!
Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!
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The act of diving onto someone's rack with the intention of messing it up
Jacob did a sick rack dive and screwed up francis' rack right before inspection.
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When you're trying to recover the pill you just shelved
"Mark shelved a pill 5 minutes ago and now he's back in the toilet diving for pearls"
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Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.
She asked me to finish the hour with a spot of Murph Diving.
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When a woman is such a whore , her pussy is so loose from being dominated by countless cocks you feel like your pussy diving
Fucking her is like pussy diving
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