I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

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Don't Hurt 'Em

A warning/compliment issued to somebody that looks so good they risk injuring others just by being seen. It's unclear by what method this injury would occur, but presumably cardiac arrest or colloquial heartbreak. Also, may refer to the pain one feels in his/her gut upon seeing someone extremely attractive. May be described as a punch in the gut. Someone who is hurtin' em may elicit wistful sights of strangers as he/she walks by.

Anna: Did I show you this minnie-dress I just got? : Walks out :
Becky: :Jaw Drop: Damn, girl! Don't hurt 'em!

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Don't need no booklearnin'

Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)

Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."

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don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.

-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.

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the big don't argue

A slang term used in Rugby League for a fend.

HWOAR! He's stepped past one would-be tackler, and giving another player the big don't argue before crashing over for a magnificent try!

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Asian don't raisin

Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.

Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!

Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.

True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.

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i don't send

Basically a person (mainly girls) who would add this in their bio in certain apps(mainly dating) saying they don't send nudes.

Becca:

Hi I'm becca

single
I don't send.

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