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During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.
John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
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1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.
2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade
See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle
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Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...
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Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.
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This word originated on the belly of the beast level in gears of war.
Me and my friends have now adopted it as another name for your bed, while drilling for oil (another urban dictionary exclusive) with a female of some description.
Dude,
I had this girl up on the drilling platform saturday, went to town on her, she left the house with a limp once I struck oil!
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noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.
I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.
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Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.
Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.
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a guys dick as soon as he completes anal with a dirty bitch
bob is nasty, he says he never washes his dirty fudge drill
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you know what is going to happen next...
you are able to reach a conclusion about what comes next
he decided to kill K... and you know the drill
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