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An art form in its own right, the 'Sky Dump' is performed cheifly in public restrooms by climbing to the top of the toilet stall and using your legs and hands on the top of the stall walls to precariously balance yourself above the stall, directly over the toilet, then by a carefully aimed rectum and a few good heaves, a large turd is dropped, and plummets about 2 meters down and into the toilet bowl, subsequentially making a huge splash in all directions wetting the toilet, floor, walls, and toilet paper dipensers. If your turd misses the bowl (or hits on the seat), this constitutes a failed attempt at the "Sky Dump" despite the hilarity of the event whatsoever.
if you walk into the toilet stall, and the is water absolutely everywhere, use another stall, a shat-bomb was Sky-Dumped here. Also, if you encounter a failed atempt it wiil be more obvious as there will be a steaming heap of shat on the seat rim or beside the bowl entirely.
A hilarious spectacle to perform....especially in a crowded public bathroom, but also works well to leave the evidence as a surprise for the boss in his/her private bathroom at work.
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when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.
While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.
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When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
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A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.
I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.
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Not to be confused with a constipated dump, a clogged dump is when there is too much shit to shit out at once. This results in three stages of poop.
1st stage - Turtles (small droplings of shit)
2nd stage - Soggy snakes (Regular shit except soggy)
3rd stage - DIARRHEA
The aftereffects of taking this dump include: a torn anus, choking of the toilet, and a lasting feeling of relief and victory.
After an hour of nothing but sheer will and determination, Mohammed overcame his encounter with a clogged dump.
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To poop "gangsta" style, laying sideways. Most often done by clueless inner city youths who think doing anything on it's side, makes it "gansta"
Also known as punching Sam Walton.
Yo wanna ride wit' us,? Den yo gotta poop right! Pull down dose drawers and Gangsta dump, yo! Flash some gang signs wit yo toes!
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