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Ethan

Ethan is the best boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s hot funny and cute as hell, and sometimes looks like a potato. He always makes his friends and fell loved. He is always kind and caring and gives really good kisses. Also he is very committed to his relationships his sports and of course his driving games.

Guy 1:is that a potato
Guy2:naw it’s just ethan

by Ethan’s girlfriend May 06, 2022


Ethan

Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.

sometimes called kyle.

he's such an Ethan

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019


Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 12, 2020


Ethan

Ethan is always the type of guy who would say something very rude and no one would say anything just because he’s popular(ish). He always cracks jokes (only 50% of them are funny) and only 1/256 girls like him. Because he is just that bad.

“Have you seen what Ethan put on his story
“WOOOOOW IMAGINE BEING THAT RUDE”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020


Ethan

Is a gueyatch

damn that Ethan is a gueyatch

by anibbawhobigasf October 13, 2020


Ethan

He makes you feel Loved, he makes you smile and laugh when you are down he's special in his own way he's kind smart, funny, and good looking. He is everything a person needs. Ethans tend to be good at mostly everything they can put their minds to. they are successful people as well if you have an Ethan keep them they are very valuable. <3

Damn I wish Ethan was my boyfriend.

by Oofieluvs October 03, 2020


Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 05, 2022