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1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.
2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.
3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.
With his bad back? How does he lift em?
Shut up James.
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A group of wannabe musicians who couldn't gain any popularity by virtue of their music so they vandalized private and public property by plastering stickers all over other people's neighborhoods.
"Oh man! Our music sucks and nobody likes us! I know! Let's Ill-Eagle up some nice neighborhoods because we're untalented scum from the gutter and we'll never get noticed any other way!"
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an eagles fan is one of the most dangerous people you will ever meet. dont dare get caught talking shit on the eagles in front of him/her or expect a punch in the face or a bottle over the head. the only thing more dangerous than an eagles fan is a large group of them, especially while intoxicated. anyone who has attended an eagles game in philly wearing an opposing team's gear will tell you it was the worst mistake of thier life, and that walking onto the 700 level of The Vet with that jersey on was like walking through the gates of hell. eagles fans are known around the league as some of the worst and most feared, by fans AND players. several teams, as well as santa claus himself have been pelted unmercifully by fans with snowballs packed with ice and batteries. if you ever find yourself face to face with an eagles fan just give them a snappy "Go Birds!" and be on your way, anything else is suicide.
hey, look at that eagles fan beating the shit outta that dumb fuck with the cowboys jersey on.
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A man at the top of a playground slide a male with a full erection slides down erection first, into and awaiting female mouth. This act depending upon the mans movments down the slide depect the dive of an eagle to its prey...:)
Father-Hey Susie do you wanna go play on the slide?
Susie- No daddy , don't you see the iron eagle?
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the name of a well-known rapper across the state of new jersey, mainly randolph, with his top song being “balmain”. lil eagle’s true identity is nico eagleson, an almost equally godly human being. his charming personality and wit will make any hypebeast swoon, and everything he touches turns to gold. his supreme headband is his iconic fashion statement, and his well known catchphrase is “huh?”. his masterpiece album is being worked on as of 2/11/18.
have you heard lil eagle’s new song? it’s amazing!
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A natural par or otherwise known as a ghetto eagle
1. To make an eagle on a hole after spraying your first ball OB.
2. Alex Zervakos making par on any hole
ie: 1- way to drain that ghetto eagle brah! too bad you cant keep it in bounds off the tee
2- That's in the hole...5 for 3.
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things people say to show they like their school but actually don’t. people who say “go eagles” want to commit suicide and hate their life. i take a shit and i say “go eagles” cuz i can hit my elf bar right after my big ass dump in the broken toilet
shit my baton broke, “go eagles”
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