The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
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a pussy
Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.
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An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically
Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.
An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind
Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.
Omg !!! The swirling action on this eddy perc rig is amazing!!!
Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite
My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under
A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicksโ.
You better shut up or Iโll give you a Fast Eddy.