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Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004

45๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eddie Leigh

a pussy

Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.

by Cameran Carr October 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 26, 2022


drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 22, 2023


Eddy perc

A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.

Omg !!! The swirling action on this eddy perc rig is amazing!!!

by Tombombilla May 18, 2018


a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar December 30, 2016


Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicksโ€™.

You better shut up or Iโ€™ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019