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For god's sake stop DELETING MY FUCKING DEFINITIONS THAT I MADE!!!!!!
Guy 1: Could be any second now..
Guy 2: Whats wrong?
Guy 1: The definitions i made are still haven't gone to the internet after waiting for 1 week!
Guy 2: Damn it, Billy. Your definition wasn't approved from the urban dictionary editors.
Basically the urban dictionary police, they'll see which one is more dickhead or no dickhead.
Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec
Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*
Friend 2: hey u good?
Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.
Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.
People who get way too much criticism for doing there job
Leave the urban dictionary editors alone.
Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
old grandmas and grandpas that have been editing urban dictionary since 1999 and are now growing super old
urbandictionary editors in 1999: finally I am now in my 20s!
same editor in 2023/2024 (whatever you are prob reading this 14 years in the future smh): oh i'mmm soooo oldd I gottaaa retireee
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cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
idiots who only except trashy jokes
urban dictionary editor: hmm this definition is accurately correct and stands by our approvell guidelines .... BORING
also editor:hahahah s#x joke hahahhahahhahhahahahah