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Ego height

Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).

Arin is 5'10" and she tells people that she is 5'8".

Therefore her "ego height" is: 5'8"

by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022


Time Attack Ego

The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.

“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”

“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”

by Stutututu March 14, 2022


ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015


ego-terrorist

A person who lives in a realm of their own, they think that any decision they make is 100% acceptable regardless of the reprocussions to everyone else around them. They live in a collection of fictional stories from their own mind, and all stories are fantasies that are dreamed up by a person who sadly, cannot live a life of any real substance and who most likely hasn't left his/her house long enough to experience anything that is actual truth.

Guy 1. "have you talked to that chick from the other night yet"?

Guy 2. "Are you talking about that Ego-terrorist"?

Guy 1. "Hey man, that ego-terrorist of a roomhate that you have left all her shit on your bathroom sink"

Guy 2. "I know man, it takes her hours on end to get ready and we dont tell her that shes a fucking sloppy bitch"

by smiling goose June 20, 2010


ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!

Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.

by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017


Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

by De Lumpdumper April 5, 2018


Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 7, 2008