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A sex position involving wearing moon boots and being upside down.
I did the dirty eight with my one night stand last night
A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.
Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!
used to describe a city thats small, or nobody knows where the fuck it is. word is in refrence to when looking on a GPS map and it takes eight zooms for the city name to appear on the map.
person 1: ay, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’?
v- to take a dump
Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!
A woman who is so pug ugly you need to be pissed out of your brain to shag her
Sober, I wouldn't touch her with yours, but she was eight pints gorgeous so when the pub closed I took her up the back alley
The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.