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Eli is a good ole feller who will steal your girl and keep her just long enough until she finds out your dick is bigger than his then she will come back to you so you can laugh and joke about Eli with your friends.
Guy 1- Man did Eli really steal your girlfriend?
Guy 2- Yeah but im not worried she will be back when she sees his dick size.
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Eli wears fake merchandise likes to be really annoying and likes ugly girls
Eli like iyrelan
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A cuck with a land whale for a girlfriend that offers relationship advice to single men who do not want to date.
Typically loves raising another guy's kid.
Has a fursona of a Rooster.
Tom: Dude this guy keeps giving dumb relationship advice knowing I do not want to date.
Tim: What a cuck Eli.
Tom: Also he has a land whale for a girlfriend and says it is bad to fat-shame women.
Tim: LOL he is a major cuck Eli xD
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An African American actor and producer who has been in numerous films and television shows. Eli is also a martial artist and was featured in October 2006 issue of Black Belt Magazine as a rising star and martial artist. Known for his kind heart and willingness to help others he is recognized as a celebrity to watch. Also was most recently seen in The Nanny Diaries where he played as the love interest to Alicia Keys.
Eli Harris is one lucky mofo, I should have had my arm around Alicia Keys.
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When you try out something kinky and it low-key turns you on. Dirty Eli has every fetish in the books and is happy to discover new kinks all the time.
When she shoved her finger up my ass, had a Dirty Eli; I was so surprised I blew my load right down their throat.
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When you go on top of a very high wall and proceed to fuck a horse
I did a dirty Eli last night, I might go to prison
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