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Nihongo Jouzu but for English.
Nenechi speaks Elite English.
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The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book
Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified
People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
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When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.
Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"
Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.
"meme man speaks in meme english"