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The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
Nihongo Jouzu but for English.
Nenechi speaks Elite English.
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On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
The worst fucking thing you'll ever experience in school. It has hag english teachers who despise you and will give you a 50 on every test.
Guy 1: "fuck i've got english class next!"
guy 2: "haha rip!?
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No questions asked the worst class of a day, 40 minutes of hell.
Oh, fuck we have English class today.
Siblings born on the same day, but one (or sometimes two) years apart.
Possibly a play on the idea of "Irish Twins"
The brother and sister share a birthday; they're English Twins.
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People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.