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Chris Evans

Chris Evans is one of the hottest actors ever he plays captain america like a boss
Chris Evans is so hot and cute all at the same time

he is the guy girls want to date and boys want to be

My sister is obsessed with Chris Evans

by short green giraffe April 18, 2019

125πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Evan Peters

the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.

Amy: β€œEvan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: β€œYessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”

by annabienkowski November 13, 2020

85πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Evan Peters

thicc daddy
also an actor, mainly know for his work on Ahs (american horror story)

"do you watch ahs?"
"yesss evan peters is so hot"

by leoleeo July 3, 2019

115πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Evan-gelical

Noun; A person who recognizes the awesomeness that is Evan Peters.

Evan-gelicals are usually lethally beautiful girls with sharp wits and sweet personalities who are more likely to hold the door for someone than take a selfie in public. Occasionally, though, Evan-gelicals are confident males who have mad skills with girls, and who usually have dimples and kinetic smiles.

Evan-gelicals have an unwavering belief that Evan Peters should be in absolutely everything, and will often be heard uttering the phrase "Needs more Evan Peters", much as the phrase "Needs more cowbell" was applied to rock music of the olden days.

They will also Evan-gelize any non-believers in the awesomeness of Evan Peters, even regarding the infamous Carl's Jr Quicksilver commercial.

They're not a cult, but if you accused Evan-gelicals of this, they'd probably just laugh, because, how awesome was Evan Peters in AHS Cult, after all?! You just opened yourself up for an Evan-gelization!

Evan-gelicals who didn't notice how great Evan Peters was during their first viewing of American Horror Story because of his exemplary skills that allow him to disappear into a character and just become that character, but who eventually woke to his skills during a second binge watch viewing, are known as born again Evan-gelicals.

Steph: What are you being for Halloween?

Lila: Probably one of Tate's dead cheerleaders.

Steph: I didn't know you were that into Murder House!?

Lila: I wasn't! Maybe I was too young. Around Freak Show, I noticed how good Evan Peters was, and saw how the dearth of his presence left Roanoke so flat and empty. Then I went back and re-watched from the beginning, as a born again Evan-gelical! *giggles* Am I bad???

Steph: No, I think it's cute!

Lila: Yeah. Evan-gelical. It's a thing.

or

Kyle: How would you rate all the seasons of AHS?

Madison: They're all great! But as an Evan-gelical? I obviously thought Cult was the best because it had the most Evan Peters. He played, like, six people. And he was great as all of them! Roanoke was my least favorite because Evan Peters was barely in it. It just needed more Evan Peters.

or

Dan: The Fox version of Quicksilver sucks. What's with the Hot Topic outfit and the breakfast sandwich?

Ruthie: That's blasphemous! *laughs, because Evan-gelicals are cute and witty* I thought that commercial was adorable! Besides, didn't he get everyone talking and interested in the movie doing that spot? The ad worked.

Dan: *scoffs* Put enough time into thinking about a Carl's Jr ad?

Ruthie: *shrugs* Well, I'm an Evan-gelical. He can do no wrong.

by purplemaid February 7, 2018

430πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


evan hansen

A Teen with social anxiety disorder who made up lies about his friendship with a teen named Connor Murphy,Who is dead. And pretty much fucked up his life.
And his mom gets pissed off too.

β€œDEAR EVAN HANSEN,TODAY IS NOT GOIMG TO BE A GOOD DAY,OR A GOOD WEEK,OR A GOOD YEAR BECAUSE,WHY WOULD IT BE?”

by gabs.elaine October 13, 2017

125πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chris Evans

A Boston-born American actor known for What's Your Number? (2011) and his role as Captain America.

Chris Evans is my future husband

by ParisianLove February 5, 2015

278πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Chris Evans

Chris Evans is the cutest, hotest, sweetest person you will ever meet other than (tom holland) (because he is equally all of those things) He plays Captain America like a BOSS. He is so sexy but can be very cute. he is the type of guy that girls want to be with and guys want to be he's....... CHRIS EVANS!!!! <3<3<3<3

Chris Evans is so fucking adorable I can't function

by short green giraffe April 18, 2019

59πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž