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That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.
"I've been thinking about Alex all day. I think I got the ex blues."
Someone who you never really verbally had the chance to break up with (probably due to lack to technology or secrecy) where distance and/or random event caused an unexpected split.
"My parents decided to move out of the country short and notice. I wanted to call and tell my girlfriend but the phone had already been disconnected. I never got the chance to officially break up with her and didn't really want to. So technically she's my unofficial ex. I found her on Facebook....she's now married with 3 kids."
A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things
looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.
~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus
A sexy dirtbag who sucks the pussy just right, but yet never fucks, unless your a hot ass hoe.
"Ex Mafia is a dirtbag."
Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell
Ex on the beach
Your ex's ex with whom you have become friends. The friendship starts out as a trauma bond, swapping stories and comparing notes on the dude's lies, cheating, and manipulative behavior, and evolves into a genuine sisterhood.
I'm getting together with my Sister Ex on his birthday to wish him a year of pain and misery.
My sister ex confirmed he was cheating on her with me when we met.