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Facebook

A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.

Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.

by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019


facebook

A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.

Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?

by alco3 August 18, 2019


facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 31, 2019


Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018


Facebook

A website/app created by old people, for old people.

My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019


Facebook

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011


Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 22, 2017