falcon punch

falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something

Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested

"Hey Billy get over here"

"yeah what?"

"go falcon punch that cow"

".... FALCON PUNCH"

MOOOOOOOOO

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Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

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Blue Falcon

Generally a word used in the military. In the military alphabet B=Bravo, F=Falcon. Buddy Fucker is the original phrase, Blue Falcon is more politically correct.

" I had plans to go to the coast for vacation with Randy, he asked me like 4 different times and I'm in school." " I finally got approval with my teachers and my job, and at the last minute, he said he couldn't make it." "Randy Blue Falconed me big time!"

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Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

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Falcon wine

the term used to describe the use of a wine bottle for mass destruction, similar to falcon punch made famous by Captain Falcon however with the addition of a wine bottle

Dan: FALCON PUNCH!!!!
Jordan: *grabs bottle*
Dan: OH SHI-
Jordan: FALCON WINE!!!!

.....

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Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"

dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!

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falcon hunt

Picking up girls

Lets hit the club and go on a falcon hunt tonight

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