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falcon punch is the act of forcefully shoving your fist into the anus of something
Shouting falcon punch is optional but suggested
"Hey Billy get over here"
"yeah what?"
"go falcon punch that cow"
".... FALCON PUNCH"
MOOOOOOOOO
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The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.
My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.
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Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.
We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.
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Generally a word used in the military. In the military alphabet B=Bravo, F=Falcon. Buddy Fucker is the original phrase, Blue Falcon is more politically correct.
" I had plans to go to the coast for vacation with Randy, he asked me like 4 different times and I'm in school." " I finally got approval with my teachers and my job, and at the last minute, he said he couldn't make it." "Randy Blue Falconed me big time!"
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to perform a "shocker" Captain Falcon style.
Girl: "Oh Captin Falcon, give it to me"
Captain Falcon: (wind up) "FALCON SHOCK"
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Falcon Hills is a neighborhood in Highlands Ranch, Colorado. It is a gated community, with many large, extremely expensive houses. The neighborhood consists of families with children, and old couples. Due to the recession, a large number of the houses are for sale.
Kid 1: My parent bought a house in Falcon Hills.
Kid 2: Dude you must be really rich!
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A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:
1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);
2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;
3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.
1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.
2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.
3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."
Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."
Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."
Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."
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