Friend of the family

someone who enjoys doing drugs considered harder than alcohol and marijuana

"Lori, is that molly in your bag? Tabs of acid in your wallet!?
"Yes, but hush, don't make a scene!"
"Of course, but that's cool! I did not know you were a friend of the family!"

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Family Law

Divorce Law. The branch of law specializing in dividing families. An oxymoron.

Here at Profitt, Fromyer, and Versity we specialize in Family Law.

So you're all about wrenching families asunder?

I plead the fifth.

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the labrant family

Trash and boring the parents are just exploit they kids and they just bad people

the labrant family more like the labrat family

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family size

A family size is a 1.75 liter bottle of liqour

Hey Jake, want to drink a liter of vodka tonight?

No way dude I want to split a family size.

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focus on the family

n.
a christian organization that proclaims spongebob to be gay in the name of the proverbial 'focusing on the family'

focus on the family helps kids know the horrors of spongebob, the pubescent sea-sponge.

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Dysfunctional Family

A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.

Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"

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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.

"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."

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