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A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.
Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.
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when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
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An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
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The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.
I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!
So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..
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Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult
Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"
Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"
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One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).
Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming
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Also called a snot rocket
I launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. My wife had a fit.
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