fast life

in the wise words of Sandra to a one tomeslice and evlad, "don't u go living the fast life."
the fast life (n): blackout nights, blackout girls, shanking feet, girls wanting to throw up all over, thinking you can drink 48 beers by yourself, pregnant hooters waitresses, stupid questions, house music, creeping up behind gals shirtless, a whole lotta C game, and finally- one night of debauchery equals 2 weeks of regret.

conversation while living the fast life:

south beach girl # 42: "fuck you"
evlad "yo, did u see my game? she wants me"
marc: "shut-up you're an idiot"
anthony: "yo i saw that evlad she wanted you"
tomeslice: "20 bucks says she didnt want you"
anthony: "i'll take that bet, i'm not paying for this club"
scott "can i hit evan?"
evlad: "i go to UF"

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fast leaver

A person who exits quickly, without fanfair.

Man he's a fast leaver. One minute he's there, the next he's gone.

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Fast Mode

Gettin High.
Cruising around.
And When you see a Cop Slam on the Gas.
Going Fast....

The C-Block Niggas, Was Smokin the Chronic Bud and Scopin Fo Polices.
While Hollerin Fast Mode.

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Slow-Fast

When you feel like you are expending a lot of energy and should be going fast, but you are still moving slowly.

"Man, I was walking up from the beach yesterday and I was going slow-fast."

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The fast and The furious

Inspiration of everyricer, dream of every teen and thoughts of every chav.
The fast and The furious is filled with modified cars, hot girls and 1/4 mile drag races that last for 2 minutes.
The fast and The furious influenced the world in many ways:

-Made every JDM tuner a ricer.
-Made every teen a future ricer.
-After that every supra is faster than a ferrari.
-VW Jettas are beaten by S2000s
-Having a big gaping WANG and a Bonnet scoop makes your car faster in drag races.
-Dodge chargers can do wheelies but can't dosge trucks.

Dawg i've just seen The fast and The furious, I wanna put some kool 20' rimZ , a bonnet scoop and a big WANG on my FWD dodge neon to make it wheelie like DAT BAD-ASS charger XDDDDD

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Text-fast

having your fone taken away for more than 24 hours without text. being text-hungry because of either confiscation or self-disciplinary acts.

Emily: Oh my gosh. how's the text-fast going?

Trina: horrible! i cant text at allm i dont have my fone with me and i feel like breaking down right now.

or

Heather: ur not replying to my texts! is something wrong?

Melane: Yeah. took a bet that i couldnt text-fast for more than 3 weeks.

Heather: Thats horrid!

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Fast Rope

whilst wanking to stick a thumb up your back side and move it in and out. looking like the motion of absailing, or fast roping.

my computer broke last night so i couldn't watch any porn. and to stimulate myself i diceided to fast rope and it was straingely satisfying. how ever i need to stress one needs to wash there hands.

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