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One broken bolt away from a 3 day ordeal
A leaking exhaust? Oh, that's an easy fix
"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.
Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.
Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.
Skin Fix is when you need to touch someone's skin... almost like a drug.
Her: Babe... I need a Skin Fix...
Him: Here, have my back.
Her: *Rubbing his back*
Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex
He's a mess but I'm such a fix a ho that I'll date him anyway.