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When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
the hit AMC drama about the ruthless drug manufacturer and kingpin Heisenberg softening up and becoming a pleasant average suburban neighborhood dad named Walter White. Throughout the series, he finds new friends, family, and even love with the help of philanthropist and high school chemistry teacher Jesse Pinkman.
man I love fixing good, way better than breaking bad
I tried so hard - to find the perfect quote - to describe how i felt - but i couldn’t i just couldn’t - nothing can describe how it feels to be completely torn down - rebuilt - and then to have someone tear down the one that rebuilt you - then tear you down again - but still somehow feel happy inside - almost because that person is gone - the toxic impact they had on your life - it’s gone now - it should all be okay - but it wasn’t - i should’ve been okay - but i wasn’t - but it’s hard because you can’t bare to feel that pain again - but you long for that type of love again - there’s no word for that - or quote - or paragraph - there’s nothing because a pain so deep - shouldn’t exist in anyones feelings - no one deserves that type of pain - no body deserves to feel the way i felt that night
Based off all the heartbreak and lies ive been fed... Broken but fixed
Miss Fix will be the sweetest thing that ever happened to you. (Or Cali) if this happens to be your mother, you know you will never be let down by her amazing advice
Miss Fix is the best mom in the entire universe
After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants
I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight
When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.
Also is applicable to describe a company.
Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.
BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.
Yurk: Ya but unc...
BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.
A great guy who everybody loves and is way better than anyone named Andre Payawal who is terrible at everything.
Man that guy is a Jagen Fix.... hahaha I love him